Cherry Kegel Balls - for those who love cherries What did the banana say to the vibrator? He only wanted validation. Getting down and dirty with your hoes. Don't do it if you can't keep it up. Life sucks, but then again so does you girlfriend! The next day the same guy returns and asks:
You put a dildo under a glass table!
The guys said "What's that board for? The daughter replied, "I'm 38 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband. What do Kodak film have in common with condoms? You better explain yourself! Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.